Last Updated on October 12, 2022 by Khan
In today’s post, I’ll be covering some of the funny school quotes and sayings that will make you laugh and with this, you can probably recall some of your school memories.
As we grow up I always try to remember or recall some of the school memories that I created with my friends but nobody likes to go to a school that’s the fact at the starting point of life.
But in the end, as the day comes to where we all are about to go on our destination we still have a thought and I am I in like can we get one more day to spend with our friends and teachers in school.
Funny school quotes
School is where we go to learn something from teachers but our teachers don’t know our future
My mum wakes me up to go to school but she doesn’t know that my favorite place to sleep is on the last bench
As long as there will be Maths in school I always pray to God.
High School looks goods on TV but in reality, it does not.
My principal trained me so hard that I can fight anyone in the streets
My teacher used to say that I can’t do anything in my life but she doesn’t know that I came for her
I don’t go to school to learn I go to school just to entertain others.
School is like government office it takes 12 years to get you done from the education
I’m not bad at Maths I am mad over mathematician’s
I never attended my lectures at school 100% but I never skip any function
I am like a Gangster in school the rest of the day but at the PTI I am like an employee begging in front of his boss for promotion
Maths told me to find X but I know how hard it is to get back your X
Geography taught me everything about the earth but it never taught me how to go outside the earth
I don’t hate going to school but it never let my sweet dreams to complete
I don’t like to study for the examinations because I know I got the back of scholar
My teacher always ask for not wasting time and then she gave 30 minutes of speech on how not to waste time
I used to follow one of my teachers because they said you should always follow your dream
My teachers ask me to learn tables and then I watch my table for 2 hours and I learned it visually
One day my teacher beat me with no reason and then I just ask for the simple question that- Do you believe in Karma?
Once I cracked a joke on electricity and soon after electricity got R.I.P
My school never taught me how to lit a matchstick
I got good marks in maths but my father still complaints about the other student not getting the good marks
My teacher took my calculator in the exam and then I asked for an answer from my friend
School taught me never to quit but they never taught me when to stop and I’m still going away
I don’t the answers in the exam but I’m still taking supplements just to cover up my fees
I’m not attentive during the lecture but I’m very attentive during the attendance
Everyone says to create your own identity, therefore, I decided to not wear my identity card
If the exam is going to decide your success and success is not a one-day shot then how come the exam is 3 hours show?
My maths teacher told me nothing is impossible and she then can’t even draw a circle without a rounder
The teacher taught me how to solve a problem but I can’t explain to her that my problem was she.
I always wonder that teacher also goes for an interview round and then teaches us for an interview
My friend Mac never used to like to carry books in school as the teacher won’t like his writing, so he created his own Macbook
I like the time period of examinations because at home I’m treated like a king
Till school, I used to run after the toppers and then at college we all were at the same line of the downfall
The only thing which excites me in the school was the lunchtime
I hate school because they never allowed teamwork during exams
Once I like my teacher so much that I purposely failed in the exam just to sit in her class one more year
PT teacher once canceled our games period and after school, we all took his game
My mother thinks that I go to school to learn but I go to school just to irritate my teachers
The school stands for So-Called House Of Old Labours
My maths teacher believe that I’m good at maths but she doesn’t know that I got toppers around me
No matter how good you were in school but you tried to compensate your parent’s money by taking school facilities
One day I got out on a duck in school cricket game then after I’m official umpire of the school cricket
I bring notes in the exam to cheat but I can’t remember which questions have got its answer
Once I praised my teacher and then she told me that- She will complain and then I asked How? Then she smiled….
Student Life Funny Quotes
I’m the guy who never answers in the classroom but always took more supplements in examinations
School never taught me how to tie a tie?
I never got a chance to sit next to a girl, so I decided to be a teacher
I failed in the exam because I was busy looking at my favorite teacher
I’m the guy who finishes the lunch box in the period and then finishes other’s lunch box in the break time
I got caught using a cellphone in the classroom and when my teacher took, my phone rings and says-“Baby I’m Sorry I’m Not Sorry”
I never attended Biology class but I never skipped Reproduction lecture
Maths was easy till there were only numbers but it became worse when Alphabets (Variables) took a fight with numbers
I purposely scored less just to sit in an extra lecture of my favorite teacher
I sold all of my class benches nut bolt just to make an extra income
Life was tuff….
The only drawing which I could draw better was the Scenery
My main motto to take part in sports was to eat snacks from the canteen
Once my teacher noticed that I’m good at cricket but she doesn’t know that I was scoring for her
I was so popular in school that everyone knows today also I’ll be in the punishment line
That’s it from the funny school quotes.
I hope you like this post and I’m pretty sure that you probably relate these funny school quotes with your school memories.
Do you have a friend who was made for a teacher?
We all have one in our friend circle.
Till then keep sharing these quotes and enjoy your day.